BRÜLLERWARE
Funny Tea Mug “I Don’t Fear Death – Just Running Out of Tea” – 330ml Cup
Funny Tea Mug “I Don’t Fear Death – Just Running Out of Tea” – 330ml Cup
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Death? Whatever.
But no tea? That’s a crisis. This mug gets it – with a cheerful teabag face and a message every tea addict can relate to.
Holds 330ml of calm-down juice. Available in classic white or black-accented version. Dishwasher safe, microwave ready – and sarcasm-approved.
Details:
- 330ml / 11oz ceramic mug
- Durable & easy to cleanWhite or black-handled variant
- Bold text with yellow accents & teabag smiley
- Ideal for tea lovers with dark humour
Manufacturer information according to GPSR (EU) 2023/988
Manufacturer information according to GPSR (EU) 2023/988
Brüllerware – a brand of Grosse Handelsgesellschaft UG (haftungsbeschränkt)
Lärchenweg 9, 79183 Waldkirch, Germany
🇬🇧 FAQ – Brüllerware Mug
What versions are available?
You can choose between all-white or white with a black handle and interior – both make your favorite quote pop.
What size is the mug?
Holds approx. 11 oz (330 ml) – just right for coffee, tea or whatever gets you going. 9.5 cm tall and 8 cm in diameter.
Is the mug dishwasher safe?
Yes – the design stays crisp and the mug stays shiny even after lots of dishwasher cycles.
How much does the mug weigh?
Approx. 355 g – solid feel, comfy grip.
How long does shipping take?
📦 Germany: 2–4 business days
📦 EU: 3–8 business days
📦 UK, Switzerland, Norway: 4–10 business days
With tracking link – so you’ll know when to open the door.
What are the shipping costs?
🇩🇪 Germany: €4.49 (free from €35)
🇪🇺 EU: €9.99
🇬🇧🇨🇭🇳🇴 UK, CH, NO: €15.99
Can I return the mug?
Sure – if unused, within 30 days. Just email us: hello@bruellerware.com
Is your funny mug living up to the hype?
Whether it’s a gift, your go-to office cup, or your morning mood booster – we want to know: does it make you (or your coffee) smile?
Tell us what you think! Does the quote hit home? Is it your new favorite? Leave a review and help fellow mug-lovers decide.
Your honest words make all the difference – and keep the good vibes brewing.
Feeling the vibe? There’s more where that came from.
Discover our collection of bold, funny, and smart designs – from wall art to coffee gear.
Great for gifting or keeping all to yourself. Either way: smiles guaranteed.
👉 Browse our picks and get inspired.
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Our mission
Why us?No compromises. No silly talk. Just intelligent sarcasm for people with an opinion.